fawun:

unfollowing me wont help you lose your virginity

muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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i-am-anarchy:

linkondrugs:

father why

everyoen on this fukcing drugs is on website 

tomlinsarse:

MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

if i was famous i would go to the apple store and look for computers where people forgot to log off facebook and post a picture of myself and be like hey guess what you missed

attmosphere:

When he whips out the d and it’s small
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justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake mistakenly finds himself at a furry convention


"Mistakenly"

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake mistakenly finds himself at a furry convention

"Mistakenly"

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake mistakenly finds himself at a furry convention

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake mistakenly finds himself at a furry convention